Happy April Fools Birthday

My little brother, true to form, has outdone himself this year with his birthday present to me. This is the same little brother that gifted me a used CD on the tip of his finger, and the DVD Princess Bride which he first watched with a girl he was trying to impress.

This year he invited his office to assist with the birthday present. Box contents (no wrapping paper, of course):



a safety pin
2 travel size kleenex
Thank you card found in bosses desk
Luck of the Irish frozen mug
2 Ferguson hats- one camoflauged with orange lettering, the other light brown with white lettering
a notepad from a rep
3 pens
one package of nestle quick cocoa mix
one package of lower sugar oatmeal
two screwdrivers- flathead
one pipe cleaner
one name tag holder
one package of air conditioner and fridge drain pan treatments
one bottle of Acetyl L Carnitine "memory booster" found in his desk 3 years ago
one XL teeshirt with Lenox printed on it
6 bead necklaces- one with a Bacardi medal
2 paper cups
one small roll of class 1 duct tape
one "brush" tee for golf
4 finish samples for lighting fixtures
3 creamers- no refridgeration necessary

My personal favorite: one "1 year corporate emblem lapel" for a girl who got fired a week before it arrived in the mail




First runner up for favorite: one half used bottle of greek seasonings




And one mystery object with instructions on "photo control":



I love my little brother. :-)